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Guy and gal walking along Main Street, Batavia, allegedly behaving unlawfully

By Billie Owens

A black male is reportedly walking along Main Street in Batavia and exposing himself, according to a caller to dispatch. He is allegedly accompanied by a female who was allegedly seen urinating in public.

Steve Hackett

Let me guess....both individuals have 40 hour a week jobs and are pillars of the community????....nah...I am thinking more like system abusers and get to sleep in 7 days a week....

May 13, 2014, 9:01pm Permalink
Kurt Schwab

Bart: [on grandstand to the townspeople] Excuse me while I whip this out.
[reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; Bart pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]

Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?

[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

May 13, 2014, 9:17pm Permalink
Christopher Putnam

Born naked. Nudity on tv. Nudity in the movies. Nudity on the internet is unavoidable. I know its not classy, and i know its poor behavior, but the people that are offended by nudity or genitals, are just as much a problem as the people displaying them.
Oh my GOD, is that a penis?! The horror! Some people even go out of their way to see other peoples genitals! Imagine that. Maybe its just me, but im about as offended by some strangers junk, as i am by a tree. Not at all.

Dear caller: Next time, have a laugh, and move on.

May 14, 2014, 12:09am Permalink
Scott Birkby

Here indeed is the unknown quantity among narcotics. No one can predict its effect. No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a calm philosopher, a joyous reveler in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, an exhibitionist, a public urinator, or a murderer.

May 14, 2014, 6:11am Permalink
Ed Hartgrove

Anyone remember the "Top-Free 7"?

Seems maybe we need to form a Bottom-Free 7.

How about it, guys? Care to step up to the plate and see if you measure up to the task?

May 14, 2014, 2:37pm Permalink

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