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Doggie on the loose in Kmart

By Billie Owens

Attention Batavia Kmart shoppers -- There's a doggie on the loose in the store! A Sheriff's deputy is trying to track down the canine now.

Doug Yeomans

Seriously? A sheriff was called to put a dog back outside? "Attention Kmart shoppers, there's a dog loose in the store. If it's yours, please take it out of the store. If not, we're going to go to the doggie treat isle, open a bag of bacon bits and entice the dog to an open door."

So, honey, what'd you do at work today? "Oh, I had to perform my public servant duties and track down an errant mutt in the Kmart store. We couldn't have it spreading fleas around and begging everyone for attention. It's a good thing nothing more pressing was happening outside the store! That mutt was insane crazy with the panting and tail wagging!"

Jun 30, 2012, 5:08am Permalink

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