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Overheard on the Scanner: A blonde joke

By Howard B. Owens

Not long ago, a police officer in Le Roy was dispatched to help with a lockout at Tops Market.

The woman reported there was something wrong with her key.

The dispatcher said, "I'm not sure if there's much you can do to help."

Just a minute ago, the Le Roy officer reported, "It helps if you're not trying to get into your co-worker's car." Then added, "The co-worker advises that she might want to die her hair blonde."

daniel cherry

ha funny.I happened to see a joke on my podiatrists wall.It goes like this.A woman who had just won a lottery returned home.She was so happy.She told her husband get packed.He was so happy too.He said shall i pack for the mountain trip or the beach.His wifey said get out!!!

Jan 2, 2010, 7:29pm Permalink

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