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Report of nude lawn mowing on West Main Street

By Howard B. Owens

Police have been dispatched to a "public lewdness" complaint on West Main Street.

A man is reportedly mowing his lawn in the buff.

Dennis Jay

C'mon, Howard. Where the photo? You were probably out taking a snapshot of some ol' barn while missing this photo opportunity. You're slipping!

Jun 30, 2010, 2:47pm Permalink
Debbie Crossett

LOL, Come on People,, Nude???? It's like not even 65...and cool breeze.. I don't think much could be seen to cause lewdness!! lol... like Seinfeld... "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" LOL

Jun 30, 2010, 3:29pm Permalink
Debbie J. Crossett (Batavia NY)

Just for the record "Debbie Crossett" that comments on the Batavian is NOT ME. I am Debbie Crossett also (the original actually, lol), and I go by Debbie "J" Crossett on the Batavian. I am married to Ryan (21 years), graduated from Pavilion Central School in 1982 and work in the Student Activities Office at GCC as Office Manager. Ryan's cousin married a Debbie several years ago and now there are two Debbie Crossetts. It's kind of embarassing to have so many people tell me about things I've said on the Batavian that I never actually said. Hope this helps clear things up.

Jun 30, 2010, 5:55pm Permalink
Gabor Deutsch

I thought the weed whacker comment was funny. I am so glad I did not bring up the right to wear a "Banana Hammock" or "thong" while mowing the a lawn in N.Y.S. I am very pleased that there is no picture, video, or mug shot of this offense because it would not have been reported by an eyewitness if it was in any way pleasant ?

Jun 30, 2010, 6:52pm Permalink
Laura Scarborough

Gabor, you bring up a good point, perhaps the man was wearing a thong, "butt" his midsection (belly) might have covered the thong up which is called a "Dunlop" "his belly done lopped over his thong"

Jun 30, 2010, 7:19pm Permalink

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