Two men reportedly hitting themselves, police responding
A caller reporters that two men are lying in the grass near Blondie's Sip 'n' Dip on East Main Street Road, Batavia, and they were hitting themselves.
Now they've stopped and are just lying in the grass.
A deputy has been dispatched.
"A deputy has been dispatched."
For what? Did someone call for a referee?
There's nothing to referee; the men weren't hitting each other, they were punching themselves.
Why do you keep hitting yourself in the head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop!!
Perhaps the mosquitoes were really bad tonight?