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Photo: Rotary Annie on the moooove

By Howard B. Owens

We are told that Rotary Annie is typically delivered to the unsuspecting victim in stealth, but Ray Shirtz and Ed Leising were caught in the act -- dropping off the sacred cow at Seymour Place/GO ART! early this evening.

Our highly confidential source informs us that since GO ART! is host to Rotary meetings, it's unlikely anybody in the building is facing a fine for having the cow on display.

Typically, the fine for a Rotary member who gets the cow is $60, though it's possible to purchase insurance for $30.

There should probably be some fine for getting your picture on The Batavian moving the cow.

Ed Hartgrove

Richard: Clearly, at the exact moment that picture was taken, the man in the red shirt was merely checking the cow for hay-muh-roids.

Oct 1, 2013, 12:53am Permalink
Ed Hartgrove

GOOD ONE, Jason! But, don't light any matches around the cow barn. It's 'dairy air' could prove to be explosive. That's how 'sh@t on a shingle' got its name.

Oct 1, 2013, 2:34pm Permalink

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