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Slow down, Speed Racer!

By Billie Owens

Not sure whether the following admonition heard on the scanner was pertaining to the most recent cop call in the city -- to check out a three-car property-damage accident on Ellicott Street by Pauly's Pizza -- or just some sound advice from someone who sounds like he's-been-there-done-that:

"Slow down, Speed Racer! ... I'm not gonna bail you out."

In rainy weather, the advice is "so much the better," n'est pas?

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