Meanwhile on the scanner...
There are complaints in a village about a pest and a bother. (Didn't catch which village.) A law enforcement officer wants more details.
"It's a very healthy raccoon that seems to be bothering everyone in the village today," comes the reply.
He was intially under the logical impression that it was a human pest-and-a-bother that the law had previous contact with.
As it turns about, this one is much more irksome.
Good luck catching the mischief-maker.
