A man exposed himself, sometime within the last hour, to the worker inside the Hot Shots coffee drive-thru on East Main Street in Batavia, according to police.
They are looking for him now. He is described as a white male, wearing a hoodie with a Yankees baseball cap. He is driving a 1999 Ford Contour. It is a four-door sedan, color is maroon/burgundy.
His address is listed as a P.O. Box in Batavia.
Batavia, NY? What next?
Batavia, NY? What next?
Caution: That coffee is
Caution: That coffee is HOT!!!!
I would've "accidentally"
I would've "accidentally" spilled his coffee. Ugh, people doing it in the park, then at Lowes, now we can't keep our clothes on to get a cup of coffee! More fodder for the radio hosts. :(
HAHA If only the person at
HAHA If only the person at the window had dumped coffee in the guy's lap: <Heard on scanner> "BOLO - white male driving a 1999 Ford Contour...possibly holding snow to crotch"
The commonality that Sara
The commonality that Sara suggests doesn't exist. These are three separate and unrelated occurrences. The park incident was an example of beer goggles- plain and simple. The Lowe's incident: classic Goldman Sachs syndrome- nerves in the hand stimulated by contact with a credit card- impulse shopping leading to impulse...
The coffee shop exposure was obviously a fashion emergency. I mean, how much exposure when sitting in a car? Anyone cautious enough to wear a hoodie AND a ball cap is NOT taking chances with over-exposure!
Maybe he's just graced in
Maybe he's just graced in ways that the "average" man isn't. The person at the window does have a birds-eye view into the lap of the driver.
LOL that is quite a fashion
LOL that is quite a fashion emergency! I was ordering my coffee and OOPS I guess it must have jsut fallen out! Honestly officer it has a mind of its own!
I do have to agree with the diagnoses of the other two though! I have to ask which of them were wearing the beer goggles??
He took it
He took it out....It....Out...
Damn Keith Hernandez
She should have been alerted
She should have been alerted that something was odd when he ordered an untoasted buttered bagle.
I doubt it was butter Barb...
I doubt it was butter Barb... cream cheese perhaps?
Good point Joe. I should have
Good point Joe. I should have consulted with an erotic pastry professional like yourself before I posted.
I wonder what exactly Joseph
I wonder what exactly Joseph drives...... :/
Hey Joseph! Is that a cruller
Hey Joseph! Is that a cruller in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??
Seems like a bad choice of
Seems like a bad choice of coffee stirrers.
When you get a quality
When you get a quality product and great service there is nothing wrong with leaving a small tip ! (teehee).
best.comments.ever.
best.comments.ever.
Glad to see a suspect in
Glad to see a suspect in custody, and my name cleared.. LOL you guys are too much!
And for the last bit of
And for the last bit of humor, his name was......Richard!
My advise to any woman who
My advise to any woman who ever is subjected to a flasher - just point and laugh. Laugh hard.
Bet he won't do it again.
Thank God Jim Morrison was
Thank God Jim Morrison was exonorated, he was innocent.
I don't know about Jack Mehough though.