Man says female is harassing his turtle
A man tells dispatch a female is harassing his turtle and he'd like to file a complaint. An officer is responding.
This must be code for something else...
Also, obligatory "this would never have happened if turtles were allowed to possess assault rifles" comment.
That's precious, Jason.
Maybe, if the complainant gets REAL excited, the turtle may stick his 'head' out.
Wouldn't wanna be THAT officer.
Maybe the guy should keep his turtle and geese penned in?