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June 14, 2013 - 3:09pm

Man says female is harassing his turtle

posted by Billie Owens in scanner.

A man tells dispatch a female is harassing his turtle and he'd like to file a complaint. An officer is responding.

Jason Crater
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This must be code for something else...

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Also, obligatory "this would never have happened if turtles were allowed to possess assault rifles" comment.

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That's precious, Jason.
Maybe, if the complainant gets REAL excited, the turtle may stick his 'head' out.
Wouldn't wanna be THAT officer.

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Maybe the guy should keep his turtle and geese penned in?

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